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just a funny joke
JesusDragonDate: Monday, 2009-11-30, 12:37:16 PM | Message # 1
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The Power of the Badge


A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Covelo, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown marijuana."
The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, excuses himself, and goes about his chores..

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.


With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The rancher drops his tools, walks over to the fence, and yells to the DEA officer, "Your badge! Show him your badge!"


Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
 
dothackkingDate: Monday, 2009-11-30, 3:27:28 PM | Message # 2
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That's great, Jesus.
 
KrazyFruitDate: Monday, 2009-11-30, 3:46:06 PM | Message # 3
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Nice one smile
 
God_Of_DeathDate: Monday, 2009-11-30, 6:14:49 PM | Message # 4
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Nice.
 
PrincessParanoiaDate: Wednesday, 2009-12-02, 3:31:59 AM | Message # 5
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What a badge! laugh

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bud-bus-Date: Wednesday, 2009-12-02, 1:30:41 PM | Message # 6
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What a badge!

I gotta be honest..I laughed biggrin
A badge is an accessory that police have that symbolizes authority.


When faced with two choices just simply flip a coin. Not because it settles the question for you, but because that one second it is in the air you suddenly know what you are hoping for.
 
PrincessParanoiaDate: Thursday, 2009-12-03, 4:47:03 AM | Message # 7
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Oh! I see! I don't really know that much about policemen. My otou-san says I should avoid them.

Thanks for the info, Bud-san! biggrin


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TrueShadowDate: Thursday, 2009-12-03, 9:18:37 AM | Message # 8
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My otou-san says I should avoid them.

lol..


 
God_Of_DeathDate: Thursday, 2009-12-03, 2:15:29 PM | Message # 9
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My cousins a mounty! Epic horse policemen are epic.
 
PrincessParanoiaDate: Friday, 2009-12-04, 3:45:12 AM | Message # 10
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My otou-san says I should avoid them.

lol..

What's so funny, Kevvin-san? huh
My otou-san actually did tell me that...


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bud-bus-Date: Friday, 2009-12-04, 4:06:29 AM | Message # 11
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Oh! I see! I don't really know that much about policemen. My otou-san says I should avoid them.
Thanks for the info, Bud-san!

Your welcome for the info, here's a little more:
Policemen are enforcers of the law. If you don't break the law, then you won't be put in jail..
They can also help you find missing people. Or pull you over for speeding dry
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What's so funny, Kevvin-san?
My otou-san actually did tell me that...

That's why Kevvin laughed..they're not bad evil , but I find them rather annoying rolleyes
I've been online too long today.. online2long So if I miss said something or need to add something lmk.


When faced with two choices just simply flip a coin. Not because it settles the question for you, but because that one second it is in the air you suddenly know what you are hoping for.
 
PrincessParanoiaDate: Friday, 2009-12-04, 4:38:57 AM | Message # 12
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Your welcome for the info, here's a little more:
Policemen are enforcers of the law. If you don't break the law, then you won't be put in jail..
They can also help you find missing people. Or pull you over for speeding dry

Actually, my otou-san says I should avoid them... probably because they're the only ones who can carry guns in our place... Or it might be because of the line of work he's into... I don't really know... They actually look scary...


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JesusDragonDate: Friday, 2009-12-04, 4:57:12 PM | Message # 13
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well im glad every one like that joke... i can post more if you like just gotta find the clean ones tongue

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
 
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