My two cents: Battle.net is nothing compared to Xbox 360 live. You can be playing a game of Halo on matchmaker, and at the beginning you estimate the high squeaky voice bouncing swear words off you like a trampoline to be 12-13. Only to realize at the end of the map he's like under 10 or something. Oh what Video games has done to our youth...video games and rednecks.
PS: By technicality on my fathers side, I'm a redneck to(and am quite versed in Jeff Foxworthy+pals quotes), so hush.
PSS: My cat's redneck too. 'Cause she can entertain herself for hours with a piece of bubble wrap. :3