ah wish granted (life gets boring and has no meaning because you never fail therefore never learn) but unfourtantly your brain blows up from knowing this and you die before you can tell anybody else
Wish granted but when time speeds to the first the New Year's Eve Ball Drop ball somehow lands on your head, knocks you unconcious, and you fall into a coma. You wake up next year to this day exactly, wishing it was the first all over again
Wish granted but the pie is irradiated because of nuclear fallout (hehe fallout 3 :p) and it comes alive and attacks you. You eat it to death but you become irradiated become a ghoul
I wish people would stop wishing they wished for nothing...