Little Timmy was walking down the street when suddenly he saw...
His dead mother rise from the grave and...
he went to slap her. His mother got....
Angry and went to bite him(zombie!). So he...
took out an assault rifle and...
threw it at her and ran away only to...
find his heart's true love. But his mother (zombie) caught up with him, and...
was captured by the military for...
an extremely experimental...
One man army program which caused her to go/too...
zombier and massacre the...
city of sparta. After which she...
later transformed into a man with mental issues. He then...
got a craving to chomp on a little kids leg so went to...
a hardware store and got the necessary "tools" to eat the little kid's leg. He then...
got side tracked by a particularly interesting...
babe at the beach, who turned out to be..
an evil robot programmed to destroy mankind. However, he then noticed that...
he too was a robot, and became so confuse that he/it...
went to have some nachos to clear his head BUT...
he didnt have money with him. Thats why he ran off to...
the middle of the arctic ocean where he...
got rusted and quickly got out only to find...
his pet monkey eats poop...
So he slapped the silly thing and....
ate the poo himself which...
made him very sick so he...
Went to the doctor who...
gave him a shot that...
started to grow his hair. After he got a nice wig on his head he...
burned all his hair off so he could...
watch a movie instead. In the movie he saw...
Twilight so he shot himself then...
He came back as a flesh-eating zombie and...
Reunites with his mother who...
eats his face off and now blind he...
could fulfill his dream of traveling the world when...
he gets enough money to buy bananas. After that he...
Decides his health is no longer important since he is a zombie so he...
goes and starts a fight with the local bums who...
auctually turn out to be bums with super abilities! He then...
Meets darkchaos who tells him...
to use his power for evil. (muahahaha) The bum then goes to...
become the president of the US but...
they want him to rule the earth instead. After he heard that he...
had cancer so he...
cried a river that was called...
the Styx, and on it he...
he felt happiness that somebody found this game again. With all the happiness he...
exploded out of sheer joy and then...
an evil professor with time manipulation device reverted him back. Being back he and doc...
created an army of super mutants and they...
put them all into a small cage and ship them to antartica. With all the mutants there...
they suddenly started to fight with themselves. What happen then was...
so What happen then was...they were all killed off but one who ate the rests brains and...
Became insanely brilliant and thought up a plan too...
leave the antartica for good and...
move to africa so he wouldnt be recognized as a mutant and...
he raised a little boy who set out to...
hunt his zombie mum for revenge on eating his head...
and then set off to America where..
he met the giant MIB cockroach which...
gave him a tactical nuke and...
he launched the nuke at china from america and...
saw the bottom of the great blue sea go boom boom which/and/then...
he learned that because of his actions, he has just caused the armaggedon of the world to happen soon. As such, he then...
caused a post-apocalptic universe where a giant being called Chaos reigned and...
a servant of chaos was a supermutant called Fawke who...
was hungry so he sang the hungry hungry hippos song and...
Started to chew his right feet off, but suddenly his attention was drawn by....

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the very atrractive zombie wife of Chaos but then...
he noticed something in attractive zombie wife of Chaos that he/she is...
really the supreme lord Chaos in disguise...
but then little zombie timmy came out of nowhere and...
rammed his head into a wall of steel which...
really hurt his head! He fell down and start crying like a little
carrot in the ground. But then, somebody came by to...
cheer him up. It was none other then
Bud-Bus the evil bus driver who...
picked him up on his special anger bus and...
released bunnies and puppies and little kittens to cheer little zombie Timmy up. However...
Darkchaos's flying squirrel army came and attacked the bus so bud-bus-..
beated the **** out of all those flying squirrels but suddenly .....
they revived to only become so powerful. The flying squirrels were truly the being of all immense power in the world. As the squirrels

revived, the earth started shaking. The skies split in two, and the earth began to erupt in flames. The horsemen of apocalypse were

annhilated by the power of the flying squirrels, and oceans ran dry from their immensive power. The flying squirrels had revived to become

a being greater than all of creation. With such immeasurable power, the very fabric of space started to tear, causing irreversible damage

to the space-time continuim... what happened then was...
but suddenly the moon falls out of the sky and strikes down the flying squirrels and then...
a demon from the underworld rises and eats bud-bus- in a single bite but bud-bus......
chops his way out of the demons stomach and rips the demon's home to shreds...
but then suddenly thanatos show's up and says ....
"If you want my legendary wings u must kill me 333 times so stop playing this silly word game!"
Thanatos flies off and little Timmy...
is scared in the dark so he always sleeps whit a night light on coz he is scared for the ....
that his lights bulb will blow out, that night it did...
go out and he saw SuperMegaPrincessMan and then he....
stabbed that SuperMegaPrincessMan becuase ....
he really looked more like ...
George Bush in a dress, so then timmy...
launched a nuke from the other half of the apocalptic universe to...
none other than chuck norris himself to be become the ultra supreme master of...
Chaos and all his minions then...
rule the univers but he forgot one that and that is ....
Chuck Norris'es sister who taught Chuck Norris himself the roundhouse kick. After little Timmy hear that...
he bursted out in tears of releaf so he turn back home where he encounters ....
the broken window of his apartment. Since he doesnt have money to replace it he...
an like a rtard and learnt to not spell caouse he thouht it was good for him...
but then little timmy encounters a straight gangster who shots him in the head coz he didnt wanna **** the **** of the gangster and when

he go's up 2 heaven he finds out that ...
"god" has suddenly taught him to speak all the languages of the 6 chaotic continents and...
he gets sent back but unfortuantly he lands in a seventh chaotic continent where he doesnt know the language and...
gets savagely murdered by a pack of flying squirrels and crazy cakes and super-powered bunnies but/then/and....
then he got violated by straw berry shortcake who got pregnant and then....
he attmpted to get revenge on the straw berry shortcake by...
buying a fork from the closest shop. Once he had the fork he..
attempted to eat it but the straw berry shortcake had managed to transform into a flying SQUIRRREL but then...
the flying squirrel gave birth to a flying squirrel/ strawberry shortcake hybrid which..
Put on a top hat, grew legs, and began to dance and sing, followed by...
the magical hungry hungry hippos dance which made the flying squirrel/cake hybrid ...
start throwing strawberry slices around him/her/it. After the dance, he/she/it noticed that...

(this story has WAY to many plot twists lmao)
little timmy ran away to...