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| Hitman | Date: Saturday, 2010-01-02, 1:23:32 AM | Message # 121 |
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| Wish granted but then they talk non stop for the rest of their lifes. Then they do a jedi trick and come back as glowy ghosts and talk at you for the rest of your life. Then they follow you to whatever afterlife you believe in and nag you there too. I wish I had a computer that trasmits my thoughts into text since i have no face,hands, or feet. It'd be nice if it also didnt attack me :P or blow up or anything like that 
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| TrueShadow | Date: Saturday, 2010-01-02, 10:30:17 AM | Message # 122 |
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| Wish granted, but your secret thoughts of criminal activity and indecent/immoral acts are transmitted non-stop through text. Any and all thoughts are transmitted especially the ones where you have wronged someone. Your thoughts converted into text is broadcasted over the internet through your facebook, myspace, etc and everyone that knows you receives them as instant messages and they also end up as text messages on their phones through some forceful methods. Your computer was able transmit pass the firewalls of the phone companies and a lot of different other text based transmitting electronics such electronic billboards. The people that know you before you had no face/hands/feet are sympathetic to you during such a hysterical circumstance that you have ended up in because of your wish, since they surely will find out about your wish since your thoughts were transmitted into text and they read about it. You actually get more sympathy than hate from the people that know you. Due to your fame/infamy, breakthrough medical technology is able to give you face/hands/feet and you now have a normal body all for free because you are such a unique case that many gruops and organizations funded research for your case. A hot/smart/confident/witty/charming girl/guy (whatever you're interested in) finds your honest text thoughts actually refreshing. You start going out with this fine person. A few dates in and you think to yourself, hey this person could be the one, or at least the one you will always remember. So you end up going steady and form an exclusive relationship with this person. You get your 15-minutes of fame because of your amazing dilemna and all sorts of advertisment and brand names want you to support their product. You get loads of cash from doing commercials and plastering your face all over the country and then worldwide. The release of your thoughts become stronger and stronger. Somehow that single computer that transmitted your thoughts into text was able to cause other computers and electronics to also transmit your thoughts wirelessly from very far range too (across the globe). You don't think much of it since you're having the time of your life with all that money and fame and the perfect lover(s). Suddenly you get kidnapped. You get kidnapped by a group that wants to get their message across to the entire world, and you are the perfect person to get their message broadcasted to the entire world. These kidnappers look dirty and poor, and so you think that, and obviously since you thought it the kidnappers know you thought about it from checking any electronics with text display. They punish you for your ill thoughts about them by first breaking your two index fingers. As the kidnapping progresses, the torture gets worse and worse. They push you to keep repeating their message to the entire world over and over. Three years have passed and you're nothing but withered bones, always kept starving. Through the years, the world begins to resent you for continually transmitting the beliefs and policies of such a radical group. Since you are tortured and punished, you push out your thoughts at an astronomical rate, flooding all electronics on this world slowing down the flow of data rate and slowing down the functions of every piece of technology. Eventually everyone wants you dead. After ten years, the kidnappers release you because your brain has taken enough mental damage that electronics can no longer understand your thoughts and transmit it into text, not even the first computer you wished for can understand you. You are no longer human, no longer able to process and think normally. You are beyond a mental case since even animals can transmit what they want such as food or water, but you can't even do that....you are a blank, empty shell. I wish someone can top what I just wrote. 
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| dothackking | Date: Saturday, 2010-01-02, 11:10:38 AM | Message # 123 |
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| I can top what you wrote with a bigger tragedy, pomfoc forums going down. Wish granted, but now, the forums really do go down like last week  I wish people would stop being idiots so I can buy my pc already.
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| ace_of_spadez | Date: Saturday, 2010-01-02, 10:34:20 PM | Message # 124 |
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| granted but people get so msmart u have no need for computers anymore! I wish i could get to prestiege 10 on Cod mw 2
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| KrazyFruit | Date: Sunday, 2010-01-03, 4:23:59 AM | Message # 125 |
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| Wish granted, you atomatically get it but after that you get banned for "Hacking". I wish there would be no schools and everybody would be smart.
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| ace_of_spadez | Date: Sunday, 2010-01-03, 1:09:04 PM | Message # 126 |
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| granted but you are forced to work instead of go to school your entire life and you are the only 1 tthat remebers school and how easy it was :P
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| Hitman | Date: Sunday, 2010-01-03, 6:25:31 PM | Message # 127 |
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| And Your wish is? *makes up ace's wish, he wishes for flying monkeys to rips his face off*
Wish granted but the Wicked Witch doesnt like you using her monkeys so she rips your limbs off so now you have no limbs and no face. I wish that I looked cool.
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| ace_of_spadez | Date: Sunday, 2010-01-03, 9:12:54 PM | Message # 128 |
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| Granted but u look so cool
u have millions of guy virgins comming seeking advice. I wish i diddnt forget a wish 2 posts ago 
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| KrazyFruit | Date: Tuesday, 2010-01-05, 4:01:58 AM | Message # 129 |
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| Wish granted, but you're post will sound very dumb and it makes you feel sad. I wish for success to darkchaos on making map and valkier for keeping the forums up.
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| TheOnly | Date: Tuesday, 2010-01-05, 4:33:51 AM | Message # 130 |
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| Wish granted but from the success of the map and forums there come new ppl and you are totaly forgotten.(sowy)
With the new ppl the forums get spammed.And the map gets hacked a lot of times. I wish I could invent a new awesome smiley.
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| ace_of_spadez | Date: Tuesday, 2010-01-05, 11:23:20 AM | Message # 131 |
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| granted but nobody else lieks it i wish i knew how to design games so i could put all thats in my head down :P
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| TheOnly | Date: Tuesday, 2010-01-05, 12:20:52 PM | Message # 132 |
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| Wish granted and you make a game but the you get rejected by all gaming companies,so you make your own.It takes you about 5 years to finaly put the game on the store but no store accepts it.So you make your own store but no one comes there.Then you try to make a stare in the citys mall.Once again you fail but you threaten the them that you have a bomb.Finaly you got the store but with the bomb threat you scared away all other stores and people.Then you try to convince the president that your game is epic.And you get beaten up and thrown out by the bodyguards when you knocked on the door.You get frustrated and try all other presidents around the world... After about 25 years there comes new better games.You try to play it yourself but once you started the game there comes an error.
From all that.You get so mad that you kill 138 ppl in a rampage.Later on the police discovered that the ppl you killed were the biggest gaming industries owners.
(There might be some spelling and grammar errors :P) I wish I was the best drummer in the world.
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| ace_of_spadez | Date: Tuesday, 2010-01-05, 1:17:58 PM | Message # 133 |
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| love my story to that 1 Granted but so many bands want you they threaten you to come to their bband and travis barker gets jealous for you taking his #1 spot and beats you violently.. When you recover The guy from def lepord that drums takes your arms to replace his and you must do all your drumming with your feet. You are still ranked top ten you are so good and bands still want you so instead of settling it with money they threaten to do worse and worse things to you until you get torchered so much you become a vegetable.. Suprisingly your brain makes a recovery and you are only partially inabled. From their you try to lead a normal life but are unable to stay away from drumming. You become #1 again. You start a rock band and the president is so moved by your newest hit album 'NUKE THE WORLD' that he nukes the world .. Before the nucs hit everybody calls barrack obama an idiot and its all over.. Several years later People from another planet that is far more advanced then ours Recover your brain and put it in a new android body. You are the best drummer on this new planet but because your brain is partially retarded The android becoems out of control and you smash your own brain into a jelly like substance. I wish i had the power of immortality and the power to teleport to anywere in the universe and alternate demensions if there are any. . I also wish my immortality came with the ability to instantly regenerate any wounds on my person
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| TheOnly | Date: Thursday, 2010-01-07, 4:39:42 AM | Message # 134 |
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| Lol Loved my story as well :P Wish granted but (this will be quick)in 2012,when we all die,you start to float around in the universe because you have no oxygen...You try to teleport away but you ended up in the black hole...Time slows down and you get stuck in the black hole for eternity!(Thats kinda sad :/) I wish I could kill anyone in the world without any regrets...
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| ace_of_spadez | Date: Thursday, 2010-01-07, 11:39:48 AM | Message # 135 |
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| granted but you let the power go to your head and the usa nukes you to try and stop you when they fail you kill a person whom was important to fate. Fate is mad at you and strikes back by sending the world from universe to universe jumping dimensions this causes the world to have random seasons and have no light for long periods of time the human race learns to cope with this but is always struggling. After 3 years of mass killing people you realize its wrong. You dont regret killing them but you regret what you did to the familys. You attempt to kill yourself but fate stops you because it is furious with you. It instead kills all the people you hold dearest to you and you are stuck jumping from universe to universe with no family or friends you become a hermit and live osme were on an island with nobody around you so you cant hurt anybody. You live the rest of your lonley life their until you die of Old age.. An odd twist the entire time you are their fate gives you HUGE kidney stones the most painful imaginable and screws up the nerves in your face so it feels like you are being stabbed repeatdly.:) I wish i had all the powers of superman
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