Trollface
Game-type base: Bullet hell
Music: (Newgrounds)

The fight:
First, it's worth mentioning that he's impossible to hit. He's got an infinite health bar and is impossible to hit. You must survive for the duration of the song. That is the only way to win. Though that's not to say there's nothing to attack...
Attacks:
- "zerg rush kekeke": Always opens with this attack, cannot happen after 2 minutes in. The whole screen is filled with a mass of zerglings (these do not attack and can be killed easily), and when I say mass, I mean unless you kill a few, you'll probably have about a pixel to hide in. (Might crash because there are just so many things on the screen ;] )
- "I.....HAZ.......CHEESEBURGER!": He gets a cheeseburger in his mouth and obscene amounts of projectiles go across the area, all are burgers and trollfaces. Mostly random, but the AI calculates it that you can evade it all. Most come from Trollface himself, but others do come from the side of the screen. These can be destroyed, but takes a moment to destroy.
- "Meteor!": Rocks from top-down. Many sizes, but not huge. These can be destroyed, and bigger ones are harder to kill. Lasts for only 5-10 seconds, and the final rock comes from the center of the top. It's wider than the screen, and you must destroy a path through it unless you want to get hit.
("Message text is too long." Arg.)

- "Arrow to the knee?": A giant bow shows up to fire homing arrows. These are timed (10s life), move at 110% the speed you do, but turn fairly slow. Bow only lasts 30s, and fires every 3-5s.
- "Better drink your own piss.": Sound of a toilet flushing and yellow balls come of the edges of the screen in a swirl towards the center of the screen. A ring forms near the center where the balls ring around for a bit, then the go into the very center. When at the center, they go straight down.
- "Undying": Bits of metal come from the edges near Trollface and give him metallic wings (of sorts) and a weapon made out of metal. (Basically, he mimics FF12.) Fires a few orange-beam shots, and there are also homing swords. Die during this attack and you lose.
- "Mirror, mirror, on the wall...": Screen width is doubled, but one is a mirror image of the other. (UI isn't copied, just the "play area".) 3s delay before another attack starts, and lasts for 3 attacks.
- "Forever Alone": Very rare attack. Trollface is swapped for "Forever Alone" and you get a 15 second break.
- "Problem?": This can actually happen for almost the entire fight, excluding his final 2 moves. The game pauses for 3-5s, Trollface says "Problem?", then it goes back to normal. (And yes, everything pauses. You, the music, Trollface, and all attacks.)

When there's a minute 30 left, he can do two of them at a time. Problem? is completely random at all times until 20s, then it cannot occur.

When there's about 20s left, all attacks end, and the finals hit.
- "FUUUUUUUUU-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!": Trollface turns into rageface and medium fireballs randomly appear. Larger fireballs can also appear that shoot off more of the smaller fireballs randomly, in a spiral, or just straight out in a star.

As the music is ending/just after it ends, you can STILL lose.
- "Shoop da whoop!": Oh yeah, he gets one of these. The laser takes up THE WHOLE SCREEN. You get two options. First, use a bomb. Otherwise, YOU DIE.